AISubs v3.7
I'm sure you've heard of the word "paris-collège" before.
But I don't think many people know about it.
It's one of the most popular fashion shows.
Is this really fashionable?
That's what "paris-collège" is about.
It's such a well-known fashion show,
but people don't know if it's fashionable or not.
It's so fashionable that it's beyond our understanding.
We have no choice but to accept it.
It's an art form.
It's a genre of art and sculpture.
We don't understand it very well,
so we don't know if it's an art form or not.
- But we do know about it. - Yes.
So we'd like to try it.
One of us will recreate a certain "paris-collège" outfit,
and the other three will make an original "paris- collège" outfit.
We're going to do a quiz about which outfit is "paris-collège".
- Okay. - Okay.
[QUIZ TIME]
One of us will go over there and guess,
but we'd like our viewers to guess as well.
So we won't say who it is.
Let's discuss our own "paris-collège" outfits and guess.
- Okay. - I see.
Making outfits sounds crazy, doesn't it?
- Graduates say that. - It's crazy.
But it's not an outfit.
- It's not an outfit. - It's not an outfit.
But since we're all here, we can guess.
It's kind of rough.
It's not a complete outfit.
- It's rough. - It's a recreation.
I might add "this is what it looks like" later.
I'm surprisingly normal.
If I'm just walking around the city, people will say I'm lying.
But you're not like that in Paris.
- If it's Paris, people will say it's okay. - If it's Paris, people will say it's okay.
Wow, I don't know.
I'd say it's kind of gross.
- It's kind of gross? - Even if I'm in "paris - collège",
- I might talk about it in this video. - Oh, I see.
- My "batchi" is gross. - "Batchi" is...
- "Batchi" is gross. - It's gross.
If I'm just walking around the city, people will say I'm lying.
- You're not like that in Paris? - If it's Paris, people will say it's okay.
- I think it's kind of gross. - Gross?
- It's not like it's not okay. - There are a lot of "it's not okay"s in Paris.
- Of course we know who brought the real "it's not okay"s. - Yes.
- In order, it's me, Ryo, Mushi and Shiba. - Shall we go with that? - Yes.
- Instead of saying "it's not okay because it's the first one" or "it's Shiba because it's the last one", - I want you to look at it realistically.
- It's funny. There's the width of our joke and Paris, and we're talking about which one is which. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Please look for our Paris. - Then we'll call Mr. Iwamaru and do a fashion show. - Yes.
- So we asked Mr. Iwamaru, who doesn't know anything about Paris. - Yes.
- But you know a little bit about it, right? - It's "arouquette", right? - Yes, it's a fashion show.
- By the way, Shibayu-san, are you wearing a Parisian dress? - No, it's a school uniform.
- No, it's a very rare, short-sleeved feeling. - I was surprised at the cleaning.
- Apparently, it's okay for Shibayu-san. - Yes, it's okay.
- But you're a professional and an amateur, so you know the composition and stuff, right? - Yes.
- But you're holding it, right? - Yes, yes.
- Well, first of all, since you're wearing it, let's have you wear it. - Yes.
- Here you go! - Oh, this is the ceiling, right?
- No, you're wearing it! You're wearing it with me! You're wearing it with me!
- What?! - Oh!
- Yes, this is it! - Yes, yes.
- It doesn't go up. - This is really high ceiling.
- You're kidding me! - No, I'm not kidding you!
- As for the material, I would like you to forgive me for this time. - Yes, yes, yes.
- It's like this, isn't it? - It's just a reproduction.
- Yes, it's a quick reproduction. - I see, I see.
- I'm really sorry, but I bought green gloves, but I forgot them. - Oh, I see, I see.
- Red line and blue board. - Yes, yes.
- And here is green and blue. - Yes, yes.
- And the bottom is black and leather. - I see.
- The bottom pants are also easy to wear. - It's not enough.
- It's not enough, but I forgot my socks. - Oh, I see, I see.
- Well, I think it's pretty long. - Really?!
- No, but you're still alone. I want to judge by looking at other people, but I don't want to hide my face.
- Oh, you don't want to be a model, you want clothes? - Well, yes, but...
- It's a fashion show. - You're kidding me.
- If you don't look at others, you can't judge. - Yes.
- Then I'll go next. - Yes.
- Okay, so I'd like to ask Ryo-san next. - Yes.
- That camera is even lower back. - Yes.
- I'm looking forward to seeing something that big. - Okay, Ryo-san, please come in.
- Yes. - Should I keep my eyes closed?
- Yes. - Please open your eyes.
- One, two... - Yes.
- Wow! - Wow!
- You're kidding me! - What?
- Isn't it amazing? - This was there.
- This? - No, this!
- Why did you make it shine? - Isn't it amazing?
I didn't know where the gimmick was, so I put it on like this.
- This is the real woman model. - This is the real woman.
- If so, it's pretty... - Wow!
- It's nice, isn't it?
- I don't know what you mean. - But the upper body is small and...
- As if you're putting pressure on it, the lower body is flat. - That's right.
- The lower body is a little cooler than I thought. - I like that skirt a little more.
- The color is a little pharaoh-like. - It has a theme.
- It's a good color. - It's easy to imagine the real thing. - That's right.
- It's possible that either of them is lying. - That's right.
- Both of them may be lying. - Both of them may be lying.
- This is bad. - I don't know!
- It's hard for me to say these two.
- It's hard for me to say either of them. - We'll add two more people from now on.
- There's probably one person who's obviously different. - I think I'll be the last one to come out.
- I'm sure it's different. - I don't know about that.
- So, it's my turn next, so... - Yes, please.
- And next... - Yes!
- He's really tired. - He's really tired.
- As soon as you take it off, you're ugly. - Please show us your face!
- Okay! - Okay, it's fine.
- Please open your eyes! - One, two...
- Bang! - Bang!
- Yes... - Yes...
- I knew it. - Aren't you embarrassed?
- It's not good, you're too forward. - What do you mean?
- There's a pair of shoes on a grass-like surface. - I wore khaki.
Only thing we couldn't recreate is models' upper half being so naked.
- So, the theme is that you used a lot of white, right? - Yes, omega-3.
Like this, white as a base and green as an accent.
- But it's gray. - It's gray.
This is gray.
If this was Paris, it would be gray.
No, it's not fashionable.
- Hey, is that okay? - Hey, hey.
- It's a little dirty. - Hey, are you serious?
- It's dirty, isn't it? - It's dirty, isn't it?
I wiped it well, but I changed into this and faced it.
I see.
- I feel like I have a theme. - It's dirty.
So far, it's not that bad.
- The panel and the light bulbs. - That's right.
But it's hard, so we're going to take it off.
I'm going to take this off.
- I'm going to take it off. - I'm going to take it off.
It's in the way, isn't it?
- It's in the way, isn't it? - It's really in the way.
- It's dirty! - It's dirty!
- Don't do that! - It's really dirty!
Stop it! Don't say that in eight years!
It's dirty!
- Go on! - It's dirty!
[Time up!]
- We're getting there. - We're getting there.
- I honestly don't think any of them are Paris. - I honestly don't think any of them are Paris.
- I'd be happy if you could say something Paris - like in the end. - I'd be happy if you could say something Paris-like in the end.
I don't want to say anything after this.
- After this, it's going to be tough. - You have a lot of funny points.
- I'm going to go. - Have a good day.
[Time up!]
- Are you ready? - Yes!
- Your "yes" doesn't sound like it. - I closed my eyes.
Please!
[Time up!]
- I'm dead. - Don't step too late.
- What are you aiming for?
- It's not dark at all. - It's not dark at all!
- You can do it! - Just a little more.
- Keep running until you reach the "yes"
- We've arrived! - Let's open our eyes.
- One, two... - Huh?
- What is this? - What?
- This is ridiculous!
- Ah... This...
- Ah... Ah...
- Have you seen this before? - Is this Shibata - kun?
- It's like this.
- You walk like this with this...
- Ah! - It's that kind of clothing.
- Your shirt is facing up.
- Oh, and there's a button here.
- Oh, and there's a joint area here too.
- One of your shoes is really big.
- Was the real one the same size, Shibata-kun?
- The real one is the same too!
- I see...
- Can you try getting up for me?
- I want to see your whole body, normally.
- I can't get up?
- What? What?
- You can't? - What do you mean?
- Then how do you do a U-turn?
- Can I look like this?
- You really can't get up?
- It's not like I'm in this school, but...
- I only look like a junkie.
- Shibata-san, look over here.
- Ah... Ah... My life...
- You can do it, right?
- What do you mean?
- Ah! No, no, no, no!
- No, no, no!
- Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
- Wait! Let me go!
- Let me go of what I was holding! Ouch!
- What happened? - What? What?
- What happened?
- My joint got stuck!
- Okay, I'll stand up.
- I'll stand up myself.
- You're scary!
- What is this? - This is crazy.
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Wait, there's a recovery roller here! - What?!
- It's like you're moving with a roller. - This is super hard!
- But this is just a tube, right? - Yeah.
The human structure is not limited to two-speed walking.
- That's the concept of this rock. - I see.
- That's how I felt it. - Yeah.
- If you look back, your hand is facing the normal human direction... - Yeah.
- And your jeans are sticking out in the opposite direction. - Huh?
- Even if you look back, you're still one step away. - Actually, it's more like...
- ♪ Kan! Kan! ♪ - It's more like a chemical reaction.
- But it's better to recreate this rock. - Isn't this amazing?
- It's amazing! - This is highly completed. - It's super amazing!
- I mean, you're a Korean. You look like you'd do anything. - Koreans do anything.
- But it's obvious that the balance is too bad.
- I don't think you need your hands to go back and forth.
- You can't really see this part, right?
- Only your face is sticking out. - I see.
- Finally, we have all four of you here. - Yeah.
- I'd like you to guess which one is the real one. - Yeah.
- I think it's all the same. - There's one person, right?
- Yeah, there is. - Wow! Wait a minute, wait a minute.
- Are you serious? I don't know.
- I've decided! - Oh!
- Please announce it! - The real one is...
- Mejia! - Me! - Yeah.
- The reason is... First of all, Ryo's...
- There was a part about how to hang it up for real.
- It's very difficult to turn on the light.
- And it felt like you were aiming for it too much.
- It felt like it was too much.
- Muji's answer is... "Yes!"
- "Was it you this time?"
- It might come out as a unanimous answer, but...
- I didn't know what it meant.
- I was wondering how to connect it.
- I thought this might be different, too.
- And Shibayu's answer is...
- If you walk like this...
- How do you U-turn?
- It's a realistic story. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- And like I said earlier, it's not well-balanced.
- Even if this is the real one.
- I think it's different. - Yeah, yeah.
- And Tetsuya-kun's story isn't weird even if he's doing it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Parikore has a proper outfit and one-point jokes in it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I had that kind of image, so I thought it might be included. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I see. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- That's the reason. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- So, let's raise our hands for the real Parikore. - Yeah.
- Who is the real Parikore?
- It's me!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Really?! - It's true.
- REALLY?!
- If you search "parikore one-car" you'll see that. - Yeah.
- Really?! - Let's see it.
- It was expensive to recreate. - Yeah, it was. - It was amazing.
- Seriously, except for the body shape and urine, it's real. - You're recreating it a lot!
- It's real! - It's real.
- This time, Parikore's role has to be recreated properly or it'll be called "ugly".
- He worked pretty hard. - That's amazing.
- We knew about the image. - Yeah.
- It's been uploaded a lot. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- There's a lot of things! - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It's been uploaded a lot. - It's been uploaded a lot.
- Since we removed it this time... - Yeah.
- Kimura-san, please choose one. - One item, right?
- Yes. - Are you sure?
- Yeah, just pick up one item.
- Take it home and wear it when you feel like it.
- Huh? All of it?!
- I'll hold up the one-car that Mushi-san worked hard on.
- When the video is released, I'll give you a picture of me holding it.
- That's the real Parikore. - Yeah, we're using it.
- Man, we lost to Paris. - Yeah, we lost to Paris.
- We completely lost to Paris.
- Paris is the most interesting and exciting. - It's crazy.
- It's flying!
- I don't know if it's gone crazy or not.
- If you search for it, you'll see a lot of this level.
- If you like it, check it out and give it a try.
- With that said, let's meet again in the next collection.
- Goodbye!